Cosa ottieni mettendo insieme una pseudo ereditiera adottata con seri problemi alimentari, che ha nel curriculum un programma dove metteva il braccio nel culo di cavalli e mucche ("A Simple Life"...momenti epici!) e un cantante ormai un pò fallito, con l'inchiosto che gli è andato nel cervello, un gemello completamente andato dalla droga (e non dimentichiamoci che Benjy Madden era fidanzato con Paris Hilton, ex migliore amica di Nicole)? beh il tripudio del trash!
I vestiti di Nicole (3) erano creazioni di Marchesa che ha usato circa 92 metri di tulle per la realizzazione del primo, una nuvola biancha dove la sposa usciva come lo stecco dallo zucchero a velo. troppo magra per un abito così vaporoso!!! l'abito era ispirato a Grace Kelly per un look da principessa.
il secondo vestito invece era sempre il primo, ma senza il tullè: per permettere alla sposa e allo sposo di ballare, infatti, la gonna era rimuovibile. L'ultimo vestito invece nero con dettagli gioiello.
Purtroppo Nicole ha sequestrato i cellulari e fotocamere agli ospiti al loro arrivo, nella speranza di garantire alla rivista People l'esclusiva delle immagini, cosa che peraltro non è avvenuta.
Nicole, infatti, è rimasta shockata quando ha scoperto che la rivista non le aveva riservato la copertina, come era già successo in altre 3 occasioni, quando aveva posato con i figli avuti da Joel, ma solo un angolo della pagina. Non è bastato l'elefante (si, avete capito bene! un vero elefante!) affittato per l'occasione, o l'uso dei pargoli come porta anelli...NO! niente copertina che peraltro è stata dedicata a Sandra Bullock come donna dell'anno 2010.
Chissà...se ci fosse stata Paris, magari sarebbe successo qualcosa di meno sdolcinato e degno di attenzione per una copertina...che comunque, anche senza esserci è riuscita a far parlare di sè...<3 Paris!
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Trying to forget that at the high school I was so in love with Joel that my friend and shit-mate Gaia said that it was my boyfriend (and someone had even believed just to make you understand the IQs) finally after 4 years he married Nicole Skinny-Bitch Gastric-Bypass Richie. Hurrà!
What do you get by putting together a pseudo heiress adopted with serious food problems, which she had a show in her resume in which she put the arm in horses and cows' ass ("A Simple Life" ... epic moments!) and a failed singer, with inks that went in his brain, a twin completely gone from drugs (and let's not forget that Benjy Madden was engaged to Paris Hilton, former Nicole's BFF)? Well the trash fair!
Nicole's dresses (3) were creations of Marchesa who has used about 100 yards of tulle for the construction of the first, a white cloud where the bride came out as the stick from the cotton candy. Too thin for a so filmy dress! It was inspired by Grace Kelly to look like a princess, but... she's not a princess!!!
The second suit, however, was always the first, but without the tulle to allow the bride and groom to dance. The last one was a black dress with jewel details.
Unfortunately Nicole seized mobile phones and cameras to the guests upon their arrival in the hope of ensuring People magazine's exclusive pictures, which has not occurred.
Nicole, in fact, has been shocked when she discovered that the magazine had not reserved the cover, as had happened in three other occasions, when she posed with her children, but only a corner of the page.
It was not enough the elephant (yes, you read right! a real elephant!) rented for the occasion, or the use of babies as a ring-bearer ... NO! The cover was indeed dedicated to Sandra Bullock as a woman of the year 2010.
Who knows ... if Paris had been there, maybe something would happen..
anyway, even without being there, we are always talking about her... <3 Paris!
Nicole's dresses (3) were creations of Marchesa who has used about 100 yards of tulle for the construction of the first, a white cloud where the bride came out as the stick from the cotton candy. Too thin for a so filmy dress! It was inspired by Grace Kelly to look like a princess, but... she's not a princess!!!
The second suit, however, was always the first, but without the tulle to allow the bride and groom to dance. The last one was a black dress with jewel details.
Nicole, in fact, has been shocked when she discovered that the magazine had not reserved the cover, as had happened in three other occasions, when she posed with her children, but only a corner of the page.
It was not enough the elephant (yes, you read right! a real elephant!) rented for the occasion, or the use of babies as a ring-bearer ... NO! The cover was indeed dedicated to Sandra Bullock as a woman of the year 2010.
Who knows ... if Paris had been there, maybe something would happen..
anyway, even without being there, we are always talking about her... <3 Paris!
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